Here's the bit from Chapter 40 I skipped on this page, for those interested.

Chapter 40 -- skipped bit

... ... ... ... ... She waved them on.
      Every twenty miles or so there was a little stone hut with showers and sanitary facilities, but the going was tough, and the high sun baked down on the Great Red Plain, and the Great Red Plain rippled in the heat.
      "Is it possible," asked Arthur at one of the larger booths, "to rent one of those little scooters? Like the one Lajestic Ventrawhatsit had."
      "The scooters," said the little lady who was serving at an ice cream bar, "are not for the devout."
      "Oh well, that's easy then," said Fenchurch, "we're not particularly devout. We're just interested."
      "Then you must turn back now," said the little lady severely, and when they demurred, sold them a couple of Final Message sunhats and a photograph of themselves with their arms tight around each other on the Great Red Plain of Rars.
      They drank a couple of sodas in the shade of the booth and then trudged out into the sun again.
      "We're running out of border cream," said Fenchurch after a few more miles. "We can go to the next booth, or we can return to the previous one which is nearer, but means we have to retrace our steps again."
      They stared ahead at the distant black speck winking in the heat haze; they looked behind themselves. They elected to go on.
      They then discovered that they were not only not the first ones to make this journey, but that they were not the only ones making it now.
      Some way ahead of them an awkward low shape was heaving itself wretchedly along the ground, stumbling painfully slowly, half- limping, half-crawling.
      It was moving so slowly that before too long they caught the creature up and could see that it was made of worn, scarred and twisted metal.
      It groaned at them as they approached it, collapsing in the hot dry dust.
      "So much time," it groaned, "oh so much time. And pain as well, so much of that, and so much time to suffer it in too. One or the other on its own I could probably manage. It's the two together that really get me down. Oh hello, you again."
      "Marvin?" said Arthur sharply, crouching down beside it. "Is that you?"
      "You were always one," groaned the aged husk of the robot, "for the super-intelligent question, weren't you?"
      "What is it?" whispered Fenchurch in alarm, crouching behind Arthur, and grasping on to his arm. "He's sort of an old friend," said Arthur. "I ..."
      "Friend!" croaked the robot pathetically. The word died away in a kind of crackle and flakes of rust fell out of its mouth. "You'll have to excuse me while I try and remember what the word means. My memory banks are not what they were you know, and any word which falls into disuse for a few zillion years has to get shifted down into auxiliary memory back-up. Ah, here it comes."
      The robot's battered head snapped up a bit as if in thought.
      "Hmm," he said, "what a curious concept."
      He thought a little longer.
      "No," he said at last, "don't think I ever came across one of those. Sorry, can't help you there."
      He scraped a knee along pathetically in the dust, an then tried to twist himself up on his misshapen elbows.
      "Is there any last service you would like me to perform for you perhaps?" he asked in a kind of hollow rattle. "A piece of paper that perhaps you would like me to pick up for you? Or maybe you would like me," he continued, "to open a door?"
      His head scratched round in its rusty neck bearings and seemed to scan the distant horizon.
      "Don't seem to be any doors around at present," he said, "but I'm sure that if we waited long enough, someone would build one. And then," he said slowly twisting his head around to see Arthur again, "I could open it for you. I'm quite used to waiting you know."
      "Arthur," hissed Fenchurch in his ear sharply, "you never told me of this. What have you done to this poor creature?"
      "Nothing," insisted Arthur sadly, "he's always like this ..."
      "Ha!" snapped Marvin. "Ha!" he repeated. "What do you know of always? You say `always' to me, who, because of the silly little errands your organic lifeforms keep on sending me through time on, am now thirty-seven times older than the Universe itself? Pick your words with a little more care," he coughed, "and tact."
      He rasped his way through a coughing fit and resumed.
      "Leave me," he said, "go on ahead, leave me to struggle painfully on my way. My time at last has nearly come. My race is nearly run. I fully expect," he said, feebly waving them on with a broken finger, "to come in last. It would be fitting. Here I am, brain the size ..."
      Between them they picked him up despite his feeble protests and insults. The metal was so hot it nearly blistered their fingers, but he weighed surprisingly little, and hung limply between their arms.
      They carried him with them along the path that ran along the left of the Great Red Plain of Rars toward the encircling mountains of Quentulus Quazgar.
      Arthur attempted to explain to Fenchurch, but was too often interrupted by Marvin's dolorous cybernetic ravings.
      They tried to see if they could get him some spare parts at one of the booths, but Marvin would have none of it.
      "I'm all spare parts," he droned.
      "Let me be!" he groaned.
      "Every part of me," he moaned, "has been replaced at least fifty times ... except ..." He seemed almost imperceptibly to brighten for a moment. His head bobbed between them with the effort of memory. "Do you remember, the first time you ever met me," he said at last to Arthur. "I had been given the intellect- stretching task of taking you up to the bridge? I mentioned to you that I had this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side? That I had asked for them to be replaced but they never were?"
      He left a longish pause before he continued. They carried him on between them, under the baking sun that hardly ever seemed to move, let alone set.
      "See if you can guess," said Marvin, when he judged that the pause had become embarrassing enough, "which parts of me were never replaced? Go on, see if you can guess.
      "Ouch," he added, "ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch."


At last they reached the last of the little booths, set down Marvin between them and rested in the shade. Fenchurch bought some cufflinks for Russell, cufflinks that had set in them little polished pebbles which had been picked up from the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, directly underneath the letters of fire in which was written God's Final Message to His Creation.
      Arthur flipped through a little rack of devotional tracts on the counter, little meditations on the meaning of the Message.
      "Ready?" he said to Fenchurch, who nodded.
      They heaved up Marvin between them.


They rounded the foot of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, ... ... ... ... ...

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